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Second Edition, June 15th 2022.

“Staaap I could have dropped my croissant!”

Brains be wild- intrusive thoughts? Trauma? Migraines? Strange brain giggles are weird. Proceed if you want. – Brain Hickeys with Inuniku.

Was beastiality ever accepted? (A thought to maybe come back on)

As someone with little to no desire to try humans “raw” (take that as you will) I started thinking of the things I like raw. Or at least to put it in my mouth raw. Like cookie dough, bread dough, banana bread mix, cake mix, fruits, some veggies. I realize from this thought process I have a sweet tooth. In my mind, raw is something uncooked. So in order to not have a raw human you must cook them. There forth this may just be my confession to cannibalism curiosity. A friend once told me that cannibalism will train your body to start eating itself. My solution to that issue is to eat yourself before your body is trained to do it, don’t let your body win when you can be in control.

Blah blah blah. Ask Malx, and your quote of the day. Questions get answered, Like buttery socks on ice, brought to you by – Malx Hz

Quote: People are gonna think they died and went to heaven!

Question: Do you believe in horoscopes?

I think everyone in the group believes in horoscopes to one extent or another. I know I believe in it, because I think it’s a pretty cool thing to try to understand and relate too. Vorhaut says that they believe in them for the most part, and Havik also thinks they’re pretty cool. While Inuniku also believes in them.  

Cerebrum believes in them but says they inflate their ego, and can be scary accurate so they aren’t so sure fully. Which I get.

I feel like none of us don’t agree with horoscopes. Or believe in them I should say. Considering they can be accurate as cerebrum put. Which makes them the more interesting. I know none of us are more skeptical or close minded people in this sense.

Queer for thought– My opinions on Queer events/ideas may not be interesting, but you’re sure gunna hear about em’ -Queer Beer with Havik Tande.

The website AO3 has many tags, ideas, AUs, and ways to let people express themselves. But sadly, this also includes the idea of “Omegaverse”. 

If you don’t know what “Omegaverse” is, or anything about its wolfish charm, I recommend not looking it up to find out for yourself. Because today on “Queer for Thought-” I’m explaining it to you, along with the effects it has on some fandom’s. (P.S. I’m not even sure if straight Omegaverse exists. So this is definitely gay news.)

I’ve noticed a large amount of Omegaverse themes in fandoms like Supernatural, with the coships of either Cas and Dean, or Dean and Sam (which concerns me). But let’s go onto the terms and effects… In this world there are three types of people. The Omegas, the Betas, and the Alphas. The Betas are normal people while the Omegas and Alphas both have issues with their design. Omegas go into heats- and Alphas into ruts. So… they both like sex a lot more than Betas do apparently. 

In these fandoms I’ve seen a lot of callbacks to MPREG also. The term of males being able to be pregnant as long as they are an Omega “bred” by an Alpha. (Which is also a concerning thought as I am currently gouging my brain out.)

Now that you know what this is in the basics. (Besides extra info about dicks with teeth and claws.) I’d like to leave my final comment.

Why?

Why do you people make this concept in AO3 one of the most cursed things I have ever comprehended or seen in the entirety of my life. I may need a full, double spaced, ideal put, essay on the fact. *Ehem*

Sex from a Virgin– You probably know more about sex than I do. But I’m going to pretend I know more than you. Brought to you by Vorhaut.

I’ve recently learned that people have a preference in the sounds their partner makes during sex. Which is kinda odd in my opinion, like. You are having sex, what is there to be picky about? Who cares what sounds they make? Then it hit me, it about what ones they liked more than the others. They want to make their partner make a certain sound because it turns them on. The other day, I was chatting with my sister. And she said she didn’t find the appeal in her partner moaning her name. But I feel like that would be good. Of course I wouldn’t know from experience, but from the porn I’ve watched (and read) it certainly does the trick. I’ll have to ask my friends who have had sex their preference on the sounds their partner makes to see for sure. Despite the fact I haven’t heard these sounds for myself (other than the annoying teenage boy moans) I’d say all sounds during sex is hot. Moans, groaning, growling, whimpering. I like the idea of it. The thought of noisy sex is a good thing right? Because it means you are having a good time. Well, at least one of you is.

Serial Conspiracies: You think the Tin foil hat people say the wildest things, I think it’s the Mormons, let me blow both of our minds. – Article by Cerebrum Mortuum.

PIGEONS: GOVERNMENT SPIES OR THE NEW GOVERNMENT?

Everyone knows the story about how pigeons are spies from the government, an AI in the form of a bird that no one takes a second glance at. But what if it’s more than just pigeons? And what about updates?

Pigeons have always been the go-to when talking about government spies, but there’s more animals that could be spies. I don’t think all animals are spies but animals that have been in a shelter? Maybe. Many animals have chips put in as a form of identification, as a request by their owner or as protocol by animal shelters. Chips are tiny and are implanted under the skin, and animal skin is very thin. For all we know, they could have a mini microphone inside that chip too. But that’s just a thought. 

The main theory is the updates. All systems have to update, even AI systems, all the time. Recent updates have been related to emotions. Giving AI emotions could be revolutionary, and they’ve already started experimenting with giving emotions to robots designed to be nannies. But I’ve also seen more signs of emotions in pigeons recently than we have in the past. We see more signs of pigeons wanting affection and more signs of anger in pigeons too. It is totally possible that they gave pigeon AI’s basic emotions before they tried giving it to robots designed to be like humans. 

If this is the case, then we don’t know how complex the emotions they were given are. Revenge is a form of anger that they may have, and they have every reason to want revenge. We have been horrible to them every chance we get, and with no reason. They very rarely have diseases, they don’t take anything from us other than the occasional snack because they are starved, and more often than not they don’t interact with us because they’re scared. They are mistreated and have every reason to fight back. 

That being said, depending on how complex their emotions and thought processes are, they could take over the world if they wanted to. Get other birds in on taking out the human race and starting a new government. It sounds crazy, and maybe it is. Maybe pigeons are just birds that only have simple thoughts, maybe they’re birds with complex thoughts and emotions, maybe they’re just robots with no emotions or thoughts at all. But think about it.